They Can't Be Serious

The headlines from FoxNews tonight...

• Turkey Studies Alleged Police, Christian Killer Ties
• Vermont Customer Finds Unwrapped Condom in Burger
• Wife: Canoeist Faked Own Death to Clear Debts
• Legendary "Oprah," "Jeopardy" Producer King Dies at 63
• Prosecutor Mulls Closure in Holloway Case | PHOTOS
• Dems Back Down on Iraq War Funding Conditions
• Diocese Breaks With Episcopal Church Over Gays
• Syria Blocks Facebook, Fearing Israeli 'Infiltration'

• NYC Mulls Ban on Horse-Drawn Carriages
• Large Oil Slick Washes Ashore in South Korea | PHOTOS
• Dog Missing Since Halloween Being Held for Ransom
• NASA to Try for Sunday Shuttle Launch
• FOXBusiness: Cuomo Subprime Probe Likely First of Many
• Pregnant Attorney Tells Police She Was Kidnapped
• CIA, Justice Dept. Open Tape Destruction Probe
• Florida Christmas Parade Float Runs Over, Kills Boy

They made some of them bold, and I can't seem to change it. But, really? Really? What am I reading here, tabloids? Is this what people want to read? I suppose they get more hits this way. Good grief.